The Art of All Things UnNormal

I believe the title says it all...

“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.”

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt